Finally looking at my tweets in response to seeing this a few days ago. On a scale of Miyavi to G Dragon, how much acid was I on?
~~~ I WASN'T VERY SATISFIED SHE SAID THAT'S WHY HE'S UKE I SAID
AND SUDDENLY, HE STUCK IT IN. OH THE WHORROR.
I ABORTED HIS FABULOUS DIVA CHILD AND INSTEAD OF BLOOD THERE WAS GLITTER SHE SAID I REFUSE CONDOMS HE SAID
/DRAMATIC FALL BECAUSE ABORT ABORT ABORT
HIS DICK WAS SORTA LARGE SHE SAID THEN HIS DICK WAS KINDA SMALL SHE SUDDENLY CHANGES
NO. NO. NO. NO CONDOMS. YEAH! WE ARE DA TANUKI.
DONT USE YA FINGAS (oh!) DONT USE A CONDOM (oh!)
am i really making b.a.p. x ruki references with this tanuki post
I LIED AND I CRIED WHEN HE CAME INSIDE NOW I'M BURNIN A HIGHWAY TO HAAADES # theprettyreckle ssreferenceftrw.
dude that was only 15 minute? # r00d.
HERE RUKI HAVE MY PERIOD JUICE SO I DON'T GET PREGNANT.
RECKLESS CONDOMLESS DRIVING CUCUMBDICK ON THE DEATH VALLEY OF VAGINAS.